My son-in-law's sad deformity

Hahahaha. So I'm not the world's best photographer. I just said I liked it. I didn't say I was any good at it. If you look at the posting below, you will see that my son-in-law has a lamp growing directly out of the side of his head. I learned this technique in a class called How Not To Take Pictures 101. No, sadly, he DOES have a lamp growing out of his head. It makes it a real problem putting on his fireman's helmet. But it makes Halloween a breeze. He just dresses up as a coffee table.